Kinky Baler

Thank you to everyone who prayed for my mom. She can walk now, in a spider-woman kinda way. Now please give me a moment to be freaky-faithful-scary -> but I really think that God faves me uberly. As in I’m-faving-you-right-now-please-join-the-convent. And my dad, if you’ve seen how he’s cared for my mom the whole time, never leaving her side nor even sleeping at all, not even changing clothes to attend my oathtaking(!), and holding a one-man vigil to wait for the doctors and nurses at midnight (but I really think you needed to at least take a bath during those two weeks, dad!). It was phenomenal how he stayed. Heartwarming phenomenal I need to be with a man just like him phenomenal. I decided I NEED to be with someone who stays. As in here, dog, stay.

And now I’m back to worrying about the trivial things. How about another of those what-factory-did-they-come-from stories? (Good thing about the men I’ve ex-dated: they never read my blogs.)

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Everything’s been crazy. We just need to see her walk again.

• E: I like who I am when I’m with him.
• G: But don’t you want to be with someone who also likes himself when he’s with you?

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• E: There’s prolly a lot in his mind right now. I wanna stay as a friend.
• G: But does the world really need another hero?
• G: Kanta yun, hehehe.

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• E: Does the world need another hero daw. Nagpapaka-Harry Potter na naman ba ako?
• Y: With being a hero comes great responsibility.
• E: So si Kung Fu Panda na ko ngayon.