Kinky Baler

E: I need a dress. Let’s go shopping.

M: You have millions of dresses already. What do you need another one for?

E: They’re all too short. For a wedding on Saturday.

M: Whose wedding?

E: A former officemate.

M: Officemate from where?

E: (Name of company.)

M: Sayang si (name of Ex). He’s just maliit. You shouldn’t have let him go.

E: Get over it, Ma.

M: How could you possibly not have anything to wear for a wedding?

E: I said they’re all too short. And I’ve been attending too many weddings already everyone’s memorized how my legs look like.

M: Can I see the photos? Of the weddings?

E: I’ll try to look for them.

M: Can I see (name of Ex)?

E: Arg.

M: (Evil laugh.)

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