Kinky Baler

And why green is my favorite color.

I like. Why can’t men be more like you, Johnny?

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I’m only happy when it rains
You wanna hear about my new obsession
I’m riding high upon a deep depression
I’m only happy when it rains

- Only Happy When It Rains - Garbage

I’m not promoting eating disorders or anything, but I’m kinda looking at my bulimia in a different light. Because eating has been so P A I N F U L , I’ve lost a lot of appetite, which means I’m saving more money and losing a lot of weight (I know it’s bad, very bad, so screw me).

The best part though - it’s the best excuse when anyone asks why I’m crying. ("No, it’s just my bulimia hurting me.")