Kinky Baler

Actually all my friends know this by heart but putting the list here is more of a physical (and virtual) manifestation of what I’m looking for in a man (yes, notary public na ang blog ngayon).

Although I am still a Jedi in terms of love, my well-meaning friends usually have this tradition of setting me up when my birthday is almost near. I just recounted the list to Mico a few days ago, he’s hooking me up with someone (Hehehe).

So this is a list of my non-negotiables. No MBAer can bargain whatsoever. This is the qualifying round for the Jedi Heart Beauty Pageant:

1. Must be mature. (IQ should be higher than my waistline, EQ should be higher than Kris Aquino’s.)

2. Must be able to observe proper subject-verb agreement at all times. (And complete a sentence without sablay grammar. It’s also a manifestation that he passed Grade 2 with flying colors.)

3. Must be decent enough to be brought to the mall. (I primp for 2 hours, he should at least have shoe-shined (shone?) his shoes for 30 seconds.)

4. Must have faith. (I want someone who visits the church at least once a week. Lola wouldn’t like otherwise. Sayang ang MANA!)

5. Doesn’t smoke. (I can’t stand a guy who does.)

Of course after the elimination round I also look for someone hell funny and hell intelligent. But those are negotiables anyway (for example, Exhibit 1: Looks can compensate for lack of humor, Exhibit 2: Money can compensate for lack of wisdom.)

I hope no one proposes on my birthday. I’m not prepared to prematurely give up my non-negotiables. In a year though, my shortlist have these qualifications:

1. Male.

2. Preferably single.

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