Kinky Baler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFOQORGU-Pw

 *sigh* *sniff* *sigh*

I feel for you, man. Thank God for fries on sundaes.

Dear God. I’ve been really, really, really good and extremely kind this year. I hope I have earned enough good karma for 09.

I know that my biological clock is kinda running out but please prioritize my two elder brothers and Ate Nene first. I think I can manage finding a partner on my own. Will SOS you in two years if I don’t find any luck.

And thank you for Chewy. All my salary goes to him but he’s all worth it. Thank you for my mom and dad who keep on making me believe in true love. And thank you to the Grimm Brothers and Walt Disney who make me believe in fairy tales and happy endings. And for the sablay men I’ve dated who taught me patience and unconditional love.

Thank you for all the wonderful blessings I had this year and the years past and please always remind me that happiness is a state of mind and that I have everything to be happy and thankful about.

Oh and I pray for peace on earth and love for all mankind and I hope my family stays together and prays together. I’d also like to ask for a date with Chris Tiu but maybe that’s asking too much.

Will not push for the latter but will try my luck again next year. You did say good things come to those who wait.

Amen.

Oh I got everything I want for Christmas. Except Chris Tiu, but maybe next year.

So I guess I’ll be fine in 2009.

This is a far worse letdown than the last man I dated. And I thought Obama was the new poster boy for the alpha male. Thought he was smashing. Well he smashed me alright. I just can’t understand why a man who claims to be fighting for equal opportunity would think of unborn babies as less than human beings? I so wanted you to win Obama. Now you really had to say/do something stupid like John Kerry did. Why couldn’t you just learn from failed bids or just keep you mouth shut?

Okay, don’t get me started on this. But my pro-life advocacy is as important as my no-smoking campaign.

Most people, whatever their view on abortion, agree that the Constitution at least guarantees the rights of born and living human beings. Barack Obama does not agree. For him, the Constitution exists primarily in order to guarantee the right to abortion, and other rights of human persons — born and alive — are secondary. Beginning with abortion rights as his premise, he draws as his conclusion the unfortunate but necessary legality of infanticide.

Given Obama’s position on babies born alive, it should come as no surprise that he opposes and denounces all restrictions on every kind of abortion, including partial-birth abortions. He promised at a Planned Parenthood event in July 2007 that “the first thing” he will do as president — his top priority for the nation — is sign the Freedom of Choice Act, which would erase every federal and state restriction on abortion, no matter how modest. His top priority, again, is to re-legalize partial birth abortion under all circumstances, abolish all laws on informed consent and parental notification, and eliminate all state restrictions on taxpayer funding of abortions.
-David Freddoso, National Review Online

Still can’t understand why some people don’t want to have babies? I so want one. I’m just not in the mood to make one today.

Even if I still find Jason Wade extremely sexy I’m a bit bothered that he looks a lot like Paolo Contis. I <3 Jason Wade. But Rick Astley was so much more fun than Lifehouse! I <3 Rick Astley! And I <3 Roderick Paulate!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLq_T-3z9co

Speaking of - he looks like an older Clay Aiken. Why do men grow old better looking than women? So unfair.

Thanks to the American stranger who gave me free tix when I thought of giving up on Rick and Dick. One can never be too stressed or too busy to watch Rick Astley.

I <3 the 80s!

Thank you to everyone who prayed for my mom. She can walk now, in a spider-woman kinda way. Now please give me a moment to be freaky-faithful-scary -> but I really think that God faves me uberly. As in I’m-faving-you-right-now-please-join-the-convent. And my dad, if you’ve seen how he’s cared for my mom the whole time, never leaving her side nor even sleeping at all, not even changing clothes to attend my oathtaking(!), and holding a one-man vigil to wait for the doctors and nurses at midnight (but I really think you needed to at least take a bath during those two weeks, dad!). It was phenomenal how he stayed. Heartwarming phenomenal I need to be with a man just like him phenomenal. I decided I NEED to be with someone who stays. As in here, dog, stay.

And now I’m back to worrying about the trivial things. How about another of those what-factory-did-they-come-from stories? (Good thing about the men I’ve ex-dated: they never read my blogs.)

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Everything’s been crazy. We just need to see her walk again.

• E: I like who I am when I’m with him.
• G: But don’t you want to be with someone who also likes himself when he’s with you?

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• E: There’s prolly a lot in his mind right now. I wanna stay as a friend.
• G: But does the world really need another hero?
• G: Kanta yun, hehehe.

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• E: Does the world need another hero daw. Nagpapaka-Harry Potter na naman ba ako?
• Y: With being a hero comes great responsibility.
• E: So si Kung Fu Panda na ko ngayon.

So the man supposed to be installing cable for the last dial-up computer in the planet didn’t show up today. Stood up by a DSL guy. How low can I be?

Found someone who met non-negotiable 5. You know, the usual obtuse, complicated type. What factory do they come from again?

Definitely not Taiichi Ono’s.

PC still filled with porn. It’s so scary I’ve been missing work.

My doctor says I’ve been having these nausea fits because I’m anemic. And here I was thinking I was just short of teleporting. Speaking of anemia - why is my blood red when my veins are blue?

E: I need a dress. Let’s go shopping.

M: You have millions of dresses already. What do you need another one for?

E: They’re all too short. For a wedding on Saturday.

M: Whose wedding?

E: A former officemate.

M: Officemate from where?

E: (Name of company.)

M: Sayang si (name of Ex). He’s just maliit. You shouldn’t have let him go.

E: Get over it, Ma.

M: How could you possibly not have anything to wear for a wedding?

E: I said they’re all too short. And I’ve been attending too many weddings already everyone’s memorized how my legs look like.

M: Can I see the photos? Of the weddings?

E: I’ll try to look for them.

M: Can I see (name of Ex)?

E: Arg.

M: (Evil laugh.)